My name is Megan.
I like rats, children (except for when they sing that song from Frozen), and giving icy stares to unruly men.
Follow me for a good time.
Previously: chasingbirds, girl-shit
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Sometimes I drive to stores that are very out of my way just so I can spend 20 minutes singing in my car.
Wow wow wow today was a shitfest. I’m so happy to be home. Can’t decide whether I should get Jack in the Box and risk feeling either really amazing or really shitty, or playing it safe and eating some leftovers and a smoothie and only feeling just OK about it. ???
Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
- if you are a vegan
- tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
- but if you ever
- tell me that im a killer
- or try to make me feel bad
- for eating meat
ok but consider this: you should feel bad.
ok but consider this: i WILL eat you
Yo it’s a good rule of thumb to just never try to dictate someone else’s diet bc you don’t know if there are certain reasons they eat the way they do, plus it’s just none of your business
I can attest to this.
*dreaming of chilled cucumber soup but eating instant ramen because I just got back from being in the car for 25 hours*
Three of those were spent uncomfortably sleeping in a Holiday Inn Express parking lot, but I still count that as straight car time.
Ready to pass in to a deep and horrible sleep now. I expect to wake up with a headache. GOODBYE!
I was going to complain about the $9 margarita I got from this airport, but I’m actually kinda drunk.